"I never wanted any of this."
"Then why did you go along with it?"
"Because you’re my best friend, and I wanted you to be happy."


11 minutes ago on Apr 23 + ♡124 notes  +  via
# faking it

They can’t touch us, or what we have.


4 hours ago on Apr 23 + ♡1077 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# klaine # glee # qq

5 hours ago on Apr 23 + ♡324 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# klaine # glee # qq

Doctor Lance Sweets and the Mystery of “Why Am I Friends With A Bunch of Cissexist Buffoons”  (4x07 and 4x23)


killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE


chainedtocomets:

no, it's not a guilty pleasure. why should i be embarrassed  about damn good music? 
fast-paced heart-thumping floor-vibrating-bassline songs for killing it on the dance floor under neon lights and dancing in pajamas at 3am in your bedroom. 

(listen)

8 hours ago on Apr 23 + ♡10381 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# playlists
"

What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

"

Katherine Tucker (determined-in-slc)

(via ted-bundys-cabin)


8 hours ago on Apr 23 + ♡111948 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# feminism # boom # q


1 day ago on Apr 22 + ♡3780 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# blaine anderson # jesus # glee
twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI


1 day ago on Apr 22 + ♡267850 notes  +  via  + source  + reblog
# cats # :) # q