“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… We have… Dragons.”
a joke shop called “mumford and puns”
a bakery called “mumford and buns”
an ammo shop called “mumford and guns”
a strip club called “mumford and huns”
a bar called “mumford and rums”
a drug store called “mumford and tums”
a catholic church called mumford and nuns
i am mumford and done